the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

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edwardspoonhands:

mpalka:

IT’S TIME TO HELP THE GREEN BROTHERS FIND THE THING

I FOUND THE THING (John is in Ethiopia so he couldn’t find the thing) and OH MY GOD JUST LISTEN TO ALEX TREBEK! “This young lady is a…nerd…fighter…”

Fav. 

Big ups to Selena!

chiefcane:

janiiit:

standwithpalestine:

Remember Ismael Mohamed Bakr, 9, Ahed Atef Bakr, 10, Zakaria Ahed Bakr, 10 and Mohamed Ramez Bakr, 11 - all from the same family - whose crime was nothing more than be Palestinian.

It does not matter how young you are, if you are Palestinian, Israel will kill you. A day which started out playing football on the beach ended with these children in body bags.

Will any Israeli be held responsible for their murder? Of course not. You’ll hear how Israel was only ‘defending’ itself and some nonsense about how Hamas was ‘hiding’ in the football they were playing with.

Israel will make something up (or pretend they’ll ‘investigate’ the incident - no outsiders allowed in that process, though!) and world leaders like Obama will regurgitate it.

While we’re on the topic of Obama, remember how he made a statement about the three Israeli settlers? It was a sweet thing to do. As of July 16, 209 Palestinians have been killed by Israel in their latest assault on the civilians of Gaza, at least 39 of whom are children.

You’re more likely to see your great-grandchildren graduate or hell freeze over than hear a word from him on Palestinian children or criticising Israel’s war crimes.

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

Jesus

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WILL MAKE MUSIC ARRANGEMENTS FOR MONEY

Hello tumblr!

I can arrange you a music score of your choice. I can arrange scores/sheet music for most things. I can make marching band arrangements, DCI style brass arrangements, orchestra arrangements,  piano sheet music, and much more. We can discuss the details of the score via message, and once everything is confirmed, you can buy and I will email you the score in your desired format: pdf of score, pdf of parts, finale file, midi, etc. 

I look forward to working with you!

  • me: wanna know something?
  • le girlfriend: what?
  • me: I love you
  • le girlfriend: wanna know something?
  • me: sure
  • le girlfriend: I'm know wearing pants

trumpet-tooter:

3,000 miles… 3,000 miles apart. Maybe it’ll be better when we finally meet. What’ll it be like when we’re bus partners in Phantom Regiment? Will it be everything we wished for? What about next summer, when your in Vanguard Cadets and I’m in Legends? Will we loose touch… find someone else… or… ugh! I just want you in my arms!!! It sucks that we live on the opposite side of the country.

I love you. I hope you mean it when you say, “I love you too.”

Kathryne, I promise you, it will be everything we want and more. It will be so perfect when we finally march together. Next year, I also promise you that nothing will happen, we will not lose touch… ever. I will talk to you as much as I can and I will not find someone else I promise. One day… one day we will be together and it will be the most perfect thing ever. I assure you that when I say I love you, I mean it in the most honest way ever. I only want your happiness and will do anything for it. I love you cookie.

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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